Rug Burned

Rug Burned Funny Jokes Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 by Author @ 11:06 AM A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady ... of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He got out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady [more...]

Date: 2008-11-09 03:09:03

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Amway Gabe

Tobe Steamer Oxiclean Kaboom Scrubbing Bubbles Toilet Cleaning Gel ProCaulk Snuggi Empire Key Lime Cove Feldco These are all things, places, ... . Nope. He's singing about replacement windows and new carpet. He really wants us to buy new carpet from Empire. Buy today, installed tomorrow. WE COULD HAVE NEW CARPET TOMORROW, MOMMY!! I knew [more...]

Date: 2009-01-16 21:41:35

Ziggler Collection Rug

Purchasing carpet an be extremely expensive - especially having it installed into your home can cut a huge dent into your savings ... of your house, for a true carpet look. Just like this Ziggler Collection Rug. It has a classic and contemporary ... the price of installing carpet. This, and many other great rugs are sold at modern2modern’s rug line.   [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 03:28:01

Chocolate cures everything.

Well, maybe not.It's been one of those weekends.Backstory, Part I: I teach middle school. DH mentors adolescents ... carpet. Sadly, the local Serv-Pro was sold to a couple who ditched the shampooer and now only ... on my days off.Backstory, Part II: 27 years ago we installed a carpet in the family room [more...]

Date: 2008-11-16 22:44:00

Some Upset That Obama Won't Turn Oval Office Into Crack Den I Guess

Why liberals expect Obama to come in and paint the walls fluorescent pink and install shag carpeting and the like seems somewhat racist and ignorant ... it which is the way he found it except for a beautiful yellow highlighted rug, the way ... , notice the carpet stains to the right....(here's Obama's first ideas but he has had second thoughts [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 19:27:00

Poverty - you'll have nothing to lose!

Like a big slobbery puppy love kiss, the global economic recession has been coming for a while and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it ... the installation of new carpeting and under floor heating in his rectory. Addressing his followers [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 14:00:00

How to Age in Place

Aging is a universal truth that must be considered when buying a home ... the floor. If you are installing carpet, consider a style with a low pile and a firm pad. While a trash [more...]

Date: 2008-07-01 10:00:27

Using Search Engine Optimisation to Generate Leads

by David B. Ascot When you utilise search engine optimisation, you do so to rank well in search engines like Google, MSN, and Yahoo ... , if you are a carpet installer in Melbourne, you’ll want to say something to the effect of, “Carpet [more...]

Date: 2008-10-10 22:33:09

My daughter liked her new warm floor so much I’m doing my son’s room next!

This week we decided to try something slightly different ... the room look “clean” as opposed to her old carpet. Were you there for the install? Marie ... under my rug on my heated floor and takes a nap. One day I got cold and used my rug as a blanket [more...]

Date: 2009-01-16 16:16:42

Boomer Business Idea - Fixing Things

If Joe the Plumber can do it, so can you. Fix things, I mean. ... everything from installing new air conditioning units to supervising carpet layers, to cleaning out toilets ... those you don’t want You don’t have a big capital outlay; many baby boomers have a nice supply of [more...]

Date: 2008-10-20 02:39:49

Candy Shop Green Co-Working Space

Talk about a serious transformation! ... Reclaimed oak floors were installed in the kitchen FLOR carpeting with 65% recycled content placed [more...]

Date: 2008-12-10 05:55:59

Indoor Pollution Can Be Worse Than The Air Outside

Did you know that the air inside your home can be 10 times more polluted than the air outside? According to treehugger ... in mattresses. Formaldehyde, dioxin, PCB’s, and PBB is used in furniture. Even the cleaners we use ... when shopping. Keep curtains, drapes, and carpets clean or get rid of them and install environmentally [more...]

Date: 2008-06-10 00:26:14

Problems With Chinese Drywall Could Result in New Laws

Chinese drywall is causing concerns over health and safety issues, and may change some laws in Florida ... units. The drywall does not seem to have problems until they get exposed to moisture, such as steam cleaning carpets and wiping walls with sponges. The Chinese drywall was installed in homes between [more...]

Date: 2009-01-16 20:58:03

Easy Do It Yourself Tile Installation Advice

Any successful tile Installation doesn’t really require expertise but skills ... (presented to you by 24hr Carpet Cleaning): -Preparation of surface where the tiles are to be installed [more...]

Date: 2008-11-14 12:51:32

Gadget Gifts: Keep it Neat!

Posted on 21.11.08 comments (1) Labels: 08' Holiday Gift Guide, Gadgets, Organization It has finally happened for me ... to eliminate the wasteful spending. I can find that business card a friend gave me for carpet cleaning ... , lightweight, very portable scanner with some incredibly useful software. The installation is quick [more...]

Date: 2008-11-21 17:08:00

We Get Our New Home Today: I’m A Basket-Case

On Friday my wife Cat and I went The Escrow Office, ... install guy, then the painter, then the cleaners, then the carpet cleaners. Then comes we. Us. Whatever [more...]

Date: 2008-08-11 16:41:13

I Want New Rugs!

When I first bought my home a few years ago, I did not like the carpet at all. My husband thought it was a good idea to have tile installed throughout the house. So we go to Home Depot and buy [more...]

Date: 2009-01-20 01:33:58

How NOT To Burn the House Down! Part 2

How NOT To Burn The House Down.. from the Inside! Wood Burning Safety Indoors Part 2 Welcome back! ... , sparks, and coals do not land on flammable flooring surfaces, such as wood, carpet or linoleum ... protectors are available in many home improvement stores, but check your local codes before installing [more...]

Date: 2008-11-16 22:17:51

What You Need To Know About Hardwood Floors

by Alix Montoya Hardwood floors possess great beauty when it comes to options for floor types. In truth, more houses are hitting it old fashioned style and installing hardwood floors in their homes. Even people who own very old houses are literally stripping off their carpets and restoring [more...]

Date: 2009-01-19 09:04:31

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